12 types of woman


I have read this interesting thread somewhere, so i put it here for you guys to enjoy:
[size=85][size=85]The 12 Different Types of Women
1. Ms. Gold-Digger
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other friends jealous.
d. She makes you look good.

a. When you get broke she’ll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your friend comes up she’ll be on his arm the next day.

2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She’ll try everything more than once.
c. You’re never unsatisfied.
d. She’ll do all the things your girl won’t do.
e. She doesn’t mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

a. Eventually, because she’s a female, she’ll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she’s your “main”.
c. She fucks your friend and acts like you are wrong for telling her that she’s a freak.
d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.

3. Ms. Independent

a. You don’t have to worry about buying her anything. She’s got it.
b. She’s intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She’s great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.

a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say fuck you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.

4. Ms. Dyme

a. She’s top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. Gets you hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn’t care.

a. She’s superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She’s probably dumb as hell and if she’s not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every guy is gonna try to get with her.

5. Ms. Tomboy
a. She’s cool and laid back.
b. She’ll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She’s easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She’s a diamond in the rough.

a. She’ll remind you too much of your best guy friend.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.

6. Ms. Ghetto

a. She’s not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She’s down for you. She’ll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

a. She doesn’t know how to act in public.
b. Your mama can’t stand her.
c. You get into with her every other second.
d. She’s willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.

7. Ms. Good Girl
a. She’s always there for you.
b. She’s intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.

Disadvantagesa. She’s an A or B situation either:
A. You’re not going get any until you are married or
B. She said she’s never done - she said she’s never tried - she’s sitting there telling a mother fucking lie.

8. Ms. Main

a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You’ve been with her forever.

a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass

9. Ms. Psycho

a. She’s fun and spontaneous.
b. She’s down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.

a. Don’t ever break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself your wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Fucking with her can make your life a living hell.

10. Ms. I have a Man

a. She may have a man but she’ll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.

a. She’ll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She’ll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she’ll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She’ll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.

11. Ms. Tease

a. She’s tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She’s intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every guy wants her because she’s so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.

a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)

a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother’s.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She’s always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She’s not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she’s your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She’s always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she’s also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She’s nothing like any other girl you’ve met. She’s your woman.

a. You’ve probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go.
b. You don’t believe that she exists. So you stick with other types of girls that don’t satisfy you or make you happy.[/size]


LOL I can soooo relate to this as I think ive dated at least 10 of the 12 :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ve regretfully pushed away a half Ms Right/one quarter ms Gold-Digger/one quarter Ms Dyme

Currently have a Ms Freak in and out of my life, dumped a Ms Independent, friend zoned a Ms Good Girl ( cause of disadvantage A), and pursuing two potential Ms Right’s that have differing challenges to overcome. And that’s just in the last few months :slight_smile:


WOW! you must have dated a heck lots of girls in your life. Truely experienced man :laughing:


There does seem to be quite an overlap of interaction with various women, isn’t there? What I find is that oftentimes, women will act one way with one man while being completely different with another, and not necessarily exemplify one type. It also seems like someone took a lot of time to categorise all the women in his life into groups into MBTIish sociology without there being a scientific study group.

Anyhow, purely from an ENTJ’s perspective, here’s what I found ENTJ women might similarly categorise men (I did not come up with these categorisations myself but enjoy) :smiley: :

The Archetypical 8 Types of Men
1. the ENTP/ENFJ Frenemy
a. Good at socialisation and introduces you to a lot of people
b. He makes a perfect wingman
c. All your female friends like him
d. He’s fun to hang out with at parties

a. Despite the fact you’re just platonic friends, he will desperately attempt multiple times try to seduce you, or lure you into having sex with him
b. He brings out your cruel streak, and you like to poke fun at his self-esteem
c. He’s a drama king, and will cause trouble within your other circle of friends
d. Mainly attracts older and or successful women he can leech off

2. the INTP momma’s boy
a. He is very detail oriented, and you can delegate stuff for him to do that you rather not do yourself
b. He is very attentive and you can strategise with him about anything
c. He likes being dominated sexually and doesn’t mind if you push him around a little
d. Is very patient with the ENTJ’s mood swings

a. Can be quite selfish and thinks about himself/ is into himself most of the time
b. Wants a woman to cook for him, clean up after him, and generally act like his mother
c. Has an insecurity about being “cool” and will overcompensate by trying to be associated with pretty women
d. Can never plan anything, is late most of the time, and generally undependable

3. the ENTJ/ISFJ mentor

a. He brings out the feminine in you
b. He’s good at knowing what you’re thinking, and will make you feel at complete ease
c. Possesses a wealth of information and you respect him immensely
d. Despite his domineering facade, he has a deep vulnerable side he lets few people see
e. Is the perfect mindmate

a. He is just as moody as you, and has a bad temper
b. He can be very critical if you ignore him or don’t prioritise him
c. He always wants things to be done his way

4. the ISTJ confidante

a. He is loyal and consistent
b. If you were stranded on an island, he would know how to build a house for you with any available materials; he also can navigate out of any unknown area with ease
c. He is very protective and masculine, without being domineering
d. He’s not intimidated by your intelligence

a. Being a concrete thinker, doesn’t like abstract concepts, therefore prefers not to think philosophically about matters and you find it hard to have conversations with him aside from the mundane
b. Often fails to see a situation from multiple sides, and only sees his point of view
c. Has a quirky, slapstick sense of humour that you find you can’t relate to

5. the ENFP best friend/boyfriend
a. He is warm, congenial and accomodating
b. He listens to all your obsessive problems, and will always try to make you feel better
c. He wants to be together all the time, and will often abandon all his friends to spend time with you
d. He’s fun to talk to, and is always the supportive boyfriend

a. He can be clingy and will always want to know what you’re thinking
b. Doesn’t understand why you need a day or two in the week by yourself
c. Will act like an immature child if you criticise him, even constructively and gets very defensive if you don’t agree with his opinions aka “feelings”

6. the ISTP executive

a. He exudes sex appeal and knows how to tickle your funny bone
b. He’s amused by your attempt to impress him but can be very warm and protective
c. He likes being the man in the relationship and appreciates that you like getting dolled up for him
d. He doesn’t consider money an obstacle of interference and has exquisite taste in everything
e. He’s naturally in sync with your body language and can read you like a book

a. He is prone to having a mild drug problem
b. He has a secret double life, where he keeps people very separated from one another
c. He can get moody and depressed very easily
d. He cuts people off without looking back if he thinks you’ve betrayed him

7. the INFP/INFJ college dropout entrepreneur
a. He’s smart, funny and nerdy
b. There’s something nurturing about him, and he likes people who need him
c. He is emotionally open, and bonds quickly although he might act cold at first
d. He’s charmingly obsessive, and remembers everything you’ve ever told him and never forgets your birthday
e. He is very romantic at heart and is like a teddy bear

A. He can be arrogant and pretentious
B. He could not budget if his life depended on it and is unaware of how to manage finances
C. He can be argumentative, and if threatened by your intelligence will start acting like a jerk

8. the ESTP glutton

a. He can be very charming and friendly
b. He’s good at introducing you to a wide range of people, being that he is a social animal
c. He’s fun to talk to, and he makes you laugh
d. He’s a loyal friend for life, but an unstable philanderer as a lover

a. Prone to tell outrageous lies, that the ENTJ can immediately see through, and find pleasure in torturing him to the full extent of the way ENTJs can
b. Has no self control or self discipline. Drinks and eats excessively. Probably has multiple drug problems and is generally unhealthy.
c. Is fond of strippers and prostitutes as girlfriends and generally lacking in taste and discretion

So there you have it. Mind you, I don’t agree with any of these categorisations of men, but I found it rather humourous when I came across it. :laughing:


It’s funny though!
Actually, i intended to raise a new topic about men here. But i guess it would be very…racist, subjective, sexist… it seems there are many men here, they would put me to the target point, and…shoot! Or even worse, the site admin guy’s blood would boil and ban me after that. i dont wanna tease that tiger. i love my life.
So i had to think over :mrgreen:


I am definitely a number 3. Which considering many of the other types of women, seems to be much more of a good thing than a bad thing. It also explains my lack of desire to get married. lol


It’s hard to choose just one. I’d might be a mix


I have a problem with these lists. They pertain to the poster’s opinion. This should be put in bold and in capital letters as a warning.


Very interesting! Have to stay away from those gold-diggers, no question.


These descriptions are actually pretty accurate, although I can break it down more accurately into 8 archetypes of women.

There are three conflicts to the female mind and the basis is the tension between a woman’s biological drives and societal pressure. 1. Time 2. Sex 3. Relationship. There are 2 coping strategies for each conflict making 6 total. 2 x 2 x 2 = 8. Therefore, there are 8 personality classifications that a woman will be. This is based in evolutionary psychology and the profiles are astoundingly accurate.

  1. Time: [Mate Optimization] Women are on a deadline to mate with a high status man, but society looks down on women for being single two long. Two options: TEST a variety of men and put them in a number of roles to come together and form a perfect mate. INVEST in one man with potential and try to shape/nurture him into being perfect.

  2. Sex: [Risk Aversion/Emotional Pain] Women are almost more sexual than men, but tend to hide it out of fear of social chastisement and chauvinistic societal double standards.

DENIERS deny advances and repress memories of sex and thereby make it seem like a big deal. [Sensing personality types are often deniers.]

JUSTIFIERS will go with their desires and come up with reasons to justify it later…and sort of devaluing sex in their minds.

  1. Relationship [Worldview]: Women are driven to nurture a family, but society says be self-sufficient and more masculine…thank you feminism.

REALIST: Independent, career driven and self-sufficient.
IDEALIST: Co-dependent, little princess, aspires to the white picket fence ideal.

The 8 Archetypes are:

  1. Playette [Tester - Denier - Idealist]

  2. Hopeful Romantic [iNvestor - Denier - Idealist]

  3. Social Butterfly [Tester - Justifier - Idealist]

  4. Cinderella [iNvestor - Justifier -Idealist]

  5. Private Dancer [Tester - Denier - Realist]

  6. Connoisseur [iNvestor - Denier - Realist]

  7. Seductress [Tester - Justifier - Realist]

  8. Modern Woman [iNvestor - Justifier - Realist]

ENTJ and INTJ women usually are Modern Women.

The Modern Woman is the best kind of a woman because she is intelligent, playful, caring and nurturing, tough, free spirited and sexual, realistic about dating and men and she is very loyal in a relationship…but also comfortable with casual fun.


I believe the Modern Woman type suits ENTJs and ESTJs more due to their more outgoing nature. I may be biased while saying this, but my girlfriend is an INTJ and she falls under the Connoisseur type (Denier = privacy). That’s the reason behind my first sentence.


number 2 is my type. its what i usually target and what gets my motivation up. I even used freedatinghelper.com/review/ … er-badass/ to gain more confidence and increase my chances of dating those types.


Really it takes 2 to tango so I would like to see a similar list describing a relationship as a whole so as to work out situational operations that lead to such implications. I seem to meet a lot of Ms Independent and Ms Ghetto which I think somewhat go hand in hand. If I were any other stereotypical male I would be quite the lucky fellow meeting up with such trashy women.

Interesting book, thanks I will give it a look. There is a common problem with finding such literature in that it is often used interchangeably for any social function which leads to giving off a creepy pedophile/stalker vibe which reeks of unconfidence. Carl Jung called it restating problems, Ayn Rand called it mandatory altruistic expectations, Sigmund Freud called it Narcissism, Einstein called it Insanity. Then there is the second problem born purely of pragmatism in that most those methods view success as any means to get a woman into your bed, but by that logic do not consequentially eliminate more deviant means so what is the point if it won’t create a lasting relationship? They even profit if your relationship fails because you buy into more drastic measures of relationship “help”.

In short if you are advertising this money making scheme I want in! Money brings the bitches! *</:stuck_out_tongue: